i write songs most nights just because i'm sad inside
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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

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