i write songs most nights just because i'm sad inside
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"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."


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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.


My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

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